NASCAR

You might be a NASCAR fan if

· You've ever written Richard Petty's name on a presidential ballot....
· You're not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you sure do like to look at the pictures....
· You have the word NASCAR in your wedding vows....
· You go to a stock car race and don't need a program....
· You have a life-size cutout of Dale Earnhardt in your Living Room....
· You know who is actually leading the Winston Cup series....
· Your favorite NASCAR souvenir was a direct result of a crash in turn three....
· You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights....
· You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't remember your wife’s birthday, kids’ birthday, or anniversary....
· You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't remember how old your children are....
· You think the most effective form of advertising is on the side of a car going 200 mph.....round and round and round....
· The word "Bank" makes you think of turn three at Daytona....
· Your wife's nickname is "Lugnut"....
· You've spent more time on the top of a Winnebago than in one....
· You know the "Back way" to Talledega....
· You can change a tire faster than you can change a diaper....
· You hit the wall when Earnhardt [jr.] hits the wall....
· You make engine noises while watching racing on TV....

From Jeff Foxworthy