Get Well Bill!!!

Good to hear that Bill Clinton will recover fully from his recent bypass surgery.

We need Bill. With the current presidential campaign hitting full stride, things are getting so strident and nasty. We really need to lighten up, and without Bill, where would our best jokesters be?

Like David Letterman, on the publication of Bill's 999-page biography:

Top Ten Chapter Titles In Bill Clinton's Memoirs

10. "I'm Writing This Chapter Naked"
9. "I Pray Hillary Doesn't Read Pages 6, 18, 41-49, 76 And Everything Past 200"
8. "Protecting The Constitution: How To Get Gravy Stains Out Of The Parchment"
7. "A Few Of My Favorite Subpoenas"
6. "From Gennifer to Paula to Monica: Why It Pays To Keep Lowering Your Standards"
5. "1995-1998: The Extra-Pasty Years"
4. "Kneel To The Chief"
3. "What's The Deal With That Moron You Guys Replaced Me With?"
2. "NAFTA -- Bringing America Into... Ah Screw That, Who Wants To Read Some More About Bubba Gettin' Down?"

And the number one title...

1. "The Night I Accidentally Slept With Hillary"

Imagine how unfunny this would be if the knife had slipped...