John Edwards Jokes
"John Edwards earned a fortune from medical malpractice. Some polls show John Edwards with higher approval than Dick Cheney. That's pretty amazing, isn't it? For the first time ever, the lawyer is ahead of the guy in the ambulance!" —Jay Leno
"This Edwards guy, he's going to be trouble for the Bush-Cheney ticket. He's charismatic, and that's going to hurt Cheney. And he can speak, and that's going to hurt Bush." —Jay Leno
“As soon as Edwards was announced the Republicans put out a new attack ad calling him unaccomplished. He was born poor and became a multi-millionaire. To Republicans isn't that the definition of accomplished?" —Jay Leno
"John Edwards based his campaign on the fact that there are two Americas, one for the wealthy and one for everyone else. And after his speech, he thanked everyone else and went back to the America for the wealthy." —Jay Leno
"On the campaign trail today, John Edwards continued to talk about there being two Americas. Unfortunately, neither voted for him." —Conan O'Brien
"John Kerry announced that his running mate would be North Carolina senator John Edwards. It's already getting nasty. After Kerry selected Edwards the Republicans immediately denounced Edwards as disingenuous. When he heard this President Bush said I didn't know this guy was a foreigner." —Conan O'Brien
"John Kerry said I can't tell you how proud I am to have John Edwards on my team, especially after John McCain turned me down." —Jay Leno
“Have you been watching Kerry and Edwards on the campaign trial? These guys have done more hugging in four days than Bill and Hillary have done in 26 years." —Jay Leno
"Have you seen John Kerry and John Edwards? They're touching, they're hugging, they're groping. Even the 'Queer Eye' guys are going, 'Get a room!'" —Craig Kilborn
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And they say homophobia is dead? Well, no.
"This Edwards guy, he's going to be trouble for the Bush-Cheney ticket. He's charismatic, and that's going to hurt Cheney. And he can speak, and that's going to hurt Bush." —Jay Leno
“As soon as Edwards was announced the Republicans put out a new attack ad calling him unaccomplished. He was born poor and became a multi-millionaire. To Republicans isn't that the definition of accomplished?" —Jay Leno
"John Edwards based his campaign on the fact that there are two Americas, one for the wealthy and one for everyone else. And after his speech, he thanked everyone else and went back to the America for the wealthy." —Jay Leno
"On the campaign trail today, John Edwards continued to talk about there being two Americas. Unfortunately, neither voted for him." —Conan O'Brien
"John Kerry announced that his running mate would be North Carolina senator John Edwards. It's already getting nasty. After Kerry selected Edwards the Republicans immediately denounced Edwards as disingenuous. When he heard this President Bush said I didn't know this guy was a foreigner." —Conan O'Brien
"John Kerry said I can't tell you how proud I am to have John Edwards on my team, especially after John McCain turned me down." —Jay Leno
“Have you been watching Kerry and Edwards on the campaign trial? These guys have done more hugging in four days than Bill and Hillary have done in 26 years." —Jay Leno
"Have you seen John Kerry and John Edwards? They're touching, they're hugging, they're groping. Even the 'Queer Eye' guys are going, 'Get a room!'" —Craig Kilborn
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And they say homophobia is dead? Well, no.
posted by John Bernat @ 2:20 PM
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