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Thursday, June 29, 2006

No Such Thing as a "Successful Suicide"

A generation ago I attended a clinical presentation on suicide.

Now, this was not about political suicide, like we have today with suicide bombers, but rather the behavioral abberation. Some great observations:

1. "Successful suicide" is an oxymoron. Suicide cannot, by definition, be a successful act by any rational reckoning.

2. Suicide is used by a person who perceives themself as powerless to influence others, to assert an unfair control. Think of the unsuccessful suitor who commits suicide because he cannot have the one he loves. He can only accomplish making the object of his "love" feel bad - and even that actual "success" is questionable.

3. Suicide bombers hope to kill more people than themselves, but cannot rationally hope to kill or defeat the entire enemy. Thus, as Robert Pape observes in his recent book, "Dying to Win : The Strategic Logic of Suicide Terrorism," the suicidal act can only hope to function as "eye for an eye" defensive responses to unacceptable acts. It's all about payback, but the score can never be evened up. The suicide bombers cannot hope to humble their targets. And Pape's analysis is correct in that regard.

The more poignant question Pape raises is our best response to their "strategic logic." If we are aggressive, we will just see more of this aberrant behavior. If we occupy other countries, more of these impulses to "justice" will be seen there. We learned that in Vietnam and other places as well.

Honestly, we should examine ourselves. We justified invading Iraq by at least two different premises: protecting ourselves from nonexistent WMDs, and installing a stable, democratic regime in a region we regarded as strategically important.

But let's be honest for a minute: the emotional energy behind this, and Afghanistan, was an American demand for payback. We wanted Osama. Short of that, we wanted some other people to die because our innocent people died on 9/11. Our own thirst for an "eye for an eye" had to be slaked. By that cynical analysis, we're no different than a suicide bomber. No worse, but no better.

The only remaining question is rhetorical: when will our unmet demand for justice be satisfied?

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Penn and Teller Quotes

Penn & Teller are a two-man magic and comedy team, Penn Fraser Jillette (born 5 March 1955) and Teller (born Raymond Joseph Teller, 14 February 1948).

Here are some notable quotes...

Teller in Pete Moss Interview (21 March 2001): "The idea of mind-altering substances gives me the willies. Fill your tank with nitro, the car goes fast, sure, but not far."

Penn Jillette in "This I Believe," Morning Edition. NPR. WVGR, Grand Rapids. 21 November 2005 (NPR : There is no God): This I believe: I believe there is no god.

from Bullshit!: "You don't heal a broken heart by pretending it's not broken." – #1-1 "Talking to the Dead"
"Naked people are their own reward." – #1-6 "Sex, Sex, Sex"

"When (Norman Borlaug) won the Nobel Prize in 1970, they said he had saved a billion people. That's BILLION. 'BUH!' That's Carl Sagan billion with a 'B'. And most of them were of different race from him. Norman is the greatest human being. And you've probably never heard of him." – #1-11 "Eat This!"

"We can't start getting picky because we've got enough food, that's just self-centered and racist. Unless you and yours are starving, YOU need to SHUT - THE FUCK - UP!" – #1-11 "Eat This!"

Penn: "We wouldn't do anything to this animal that we wouldn't do to ourselves." (Penn applies a branding iron to Teller's right buttock.) Teller: "MotherFUCKER!" Penn: "Hey, what d'ya know, Dave, he can talk!" – #2-1 "P.E.T.A."

"This is drugs....and these are your civil liberties—AND THIS IS THE GOVERNMENT." (Penn in a steam roller crushes the pan representing drugs and all the eggs with civil liberties written on them.) "Any questions?" – #2-4 "War on Drugs"

"It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal parts of fact, history, and pizza." – #2-6 "The Bible: Fact or Fiction?"

(From The Simpsons episode "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder".)
Teller: "Will you get off the stage!"
Homer Simpson: "Hey, I thought you didn't talk."
Teller: (nervous) "Well, I didn't mean to...it slipped out. Oh, now Penn's gonna beat me...I'm not the first Teller."